The Unipiper Keeps Portland, the World, and the Internet Weird

Photo Credit: The Unipiper

One man. One wheel. Three flaming pipes.

Sometimes, that’s all it takes to make the world weird:

These are tense and troubled times.

Keeping Portland weird just isn’t enough.

We need a cosplayer with a bagpipe that shoots fire. And we need that costumed crusader on no more than one wheel at a time.

He may not be the flaming, one-wheeled piper we deserve.

But he’s absolutely the one we need right now.

Photo Credit: The Unipiper

The triforce doesn’t show up in that first video for nothing.

Here he is playing a little ditty you Hyrulers might dig:

Or maybe you’re more into GOT, when it comes to getting your medieval on.

That’s cool.

Unipiper has you covered:

He’s also very patriotic, just generally festive in all seasons, and a civil minded guy…

You want Unipiper in a Santa outfit?


You want Unipper on top of BB-8 dressed as Kylo Ren?

Unipiper says, “Hold my locally sourced, artisanal, Portland craft brew…”

And if you think Unipiper isn’t a patriotic person of the people, just you wait…

You want patriotism?

How about a fist-full of ‘Merica via Uncle Sam and the 1812 Overture?


And he even shovels snow!

Love the did you know? Love Fact Snacks?

We’ve got a whole book full of them:

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Hundreds of your favorite facts, such as:

  • Your pupils dilate when you’re looking at someone you love.
  • Octopuses are older than dinosaurs.
  • Caffeine withdrawal is officially a mental disorder.
  • The only breed of dog to be mentioned by name in the Bible is the greyhound.
  • Your heart is so powerful that it can squirt blood 30 feet across the room.
  • Dr. Seuss’s first book was rejected 27 times.

Buy it now on Amazon:

Did You Know?: A collection of the most interesting facts, stories and trivia…ever! (Volume 1) Paperback

Did You Know?: A collection of the most interesting facts, stories and trivia…ever! Kindle Edition

Sources: Twitter, Portland Wiki, The Unipiper: 1, 2

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