One man. One wheel. Three flaming pipes.
Sometimes, that’s all it takes to make the world weird:
These are tense and troubled times.
Keeping Portland weird just isn’t enough.
We need a cosplayer with a bagpipe that shoots fire. And we need that costumed crusader on no more than one wheel at a time.
He may not be the flaming, one-wheeled piper we deserve.
But he’s absolutely the one we need right now.
The triforce doesn’t show up in that first video for nothing.
Here he is playing a little ditty you Hyrulers might dig:
Or maybe you’re more into GOT, when it comes to getting your medieval on.
Unipiper has you covered:
He’s also very patriotic, just generally festive in all seasons, and a civil minded guy…