One man. One wheel. Three flaming pipes.
Sometimes, that’s all it takes to make the world weird:
These are tense and troubled times.
Keeping Portland weird just isn’t enough.
We need a cosplayer with a bagpipe that shoots fire. And we need that costumed crusader on no more than one wheel at a time.
He may not be the flaming, one-wheeled piper we deserve.
But he’s absolutely the one we need right now.
Photo Credit: The Unipiper
The triforce doesn’t show up in that first video for nothing.
Here he is playing a little ditty you Hyrulers might dig:
Or maybe you’re more into GOT, when it comes to getting your medieval on.
That’s cool.
Unipiper has you covered:
He’s also very patriotic, just generally festive in all seasons, and a civil minded guy…
You want Unipiper in a Santa outfit?
Boom!
You want Unipper on top of BB-8 dressed as Kylo Ren?
Unipiper says, “Hold my locally sourced, artisanal, Portland craft brew…”
And if you think Unipiper isn’t a patriotic person of the people, just you wait…
You want patriotism?
How about a fist-full of ‘Merica via Uncle Sam and the 1812 Overture?
Blam!
And he even shovels snow!
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We’ve got a whole book full of them:
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Hundreds of your favorite facts, such as:
- Your pupils dilate when you’re looking at someone you love.
- Octopuses are older than dinosaurs.
- Caffeine withdrawal is officially a mental disorder.
- The only breed of dog to be mentioned by name in the Bible is the greyhound.
- Your heart is so powerful that it can squirt blood 30 feet across the room.
- Dr. Seuss’s first book was rejected 27 times.
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Sources: Twitter, Portland Wiki, The Unipiper: 1, 2
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