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Voldemort, and 24 Other Words You’ve Been Pronouncing Wrong

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We all mispronounce words. For me, it mostly happens when I’ve read a word but never heard it spoken out loud – as it turns out, occasionally sounding like an idiot is a funny side effect of being a voracious reader with a large vocabulary. Womp womp.

But I’m here to help! Check out these 24 words you’ve probably been saying wrong, and you’ll never sound dumb again when you slip ’em into conversation.

#24. ARCTIC

Incorrect: ARE-tick

Correct: ARK-tick

You can’t say it fast, but you can say it right.

#23. TRIATHLON

Incorrect: Tri-ATH-a-lon

Correct: Tri-ATH-lon

WHAT?!

#22. MINIATURE

Incorrect: MIN-ih-chur

Correct: MIN-ee-ah-chur

Bonus: You get to sound pretentious in the process!

#21. CELTIC

Incorrect: SELL-tick*

Correct: KELL-tick

Fun Fact: When reading words that were originally Latin, there is never a “soft” c. They’re always hard like this one. (Now, say Julius Caesar armed with that knowledge).

*Be careful though, do not refer to the Boston Celtics as the Boston kell-ticks. You will be laughed at.

#20. KILOMETRE

Incorrect: Kil-OHM-eh-ter

Correct: KILL-o-mee-ter

Guilty.

#19. HIERARCHY

Incorrect: HIGH-rar-kee

Correct: HIGH-er-ark-ee

Had this one down. You?

#18. DRAMA

Incorrect: DRAM-ah

Correct: DRAW-mah

These sound the same to me?

#17. AÇAÍ

Incorrect: Basically every way you’ve ever heard it said.

Correct: Ah-SAH-ee

No one ever says it right, so why bother?

#16. ESPRESSO

Incorrect: ex-PREH-so

Correct: Eh-SPREH-so

Okay but seriously, how can you watch television and not have picked this up by now?

#15. PREROGATIVE

Incorrect: per-AW-gah-tiv

Correct: pre-RAW-gah-tiv

This one is going to be a hard habit to break.

#14. GYROS

Incorrect: GEE-ros / HEE-ros / JAI-ros

Correct: YEE-ros

After waiting tables for several years, I can confirm that there are approximately 50 ways to mispronounce this word.

#13. PRESCRIPTION

Incorrect: per-SCRIP-shun

Correct: pruh-SCRIP-shun

Subtle. And maybe unnecessary. 

#12. VOLUPTUOUS

Incorrect: va-LUMP-tu-us

Correct: Vol-UP-tyoo-us

If you want to add that extra m in the middle…don’t do it.

#11. MAYONNAISE

Incorrect: MAN-ayze

Correct: MAY-oh-nayze

Hmm. Are we sure that’s not the Southern pronunciation?

#10. NUCLEAR

Incorrect: NEW-kyoo-lar

Correct: NEW-klee-ur

Attention, George W. Bush!

#9. MONK

Incorrect: Mawnk

Correct: Munk

Okay, fess up – who was saying MAWNK?

#8. MISCHIEVOUS

Incorrect: Mis-CHEE-vee-us

Correct: MIS-cheh-vus

I totally know I say it wrong. But it’s more fun to say it the first way, am I right?

#7. NUTELLA

Incorrect: Nuh-TELL-a

Correct: New-TELL-ah

If you’re saying this one wrong, you obviously don’t watch commercials. You lucky bastard.

#6. KU KLUX KLAN

Incorrect: Cloo Clucks Clan

Correct: Coo Clacks Clan

CLACKS? Seriously? I was not expecting that.

#5. FEBRUARY

Incorrect: FEB-you-air-ee

Correct: FEB-roo-air-ee

Hey, even George Steinbrenner didn’t know. #SeinfeldReferenceFTW

#4. ELECTORAL

Incorrect: Eh-leck-TOR-ul

Correct: Eh-LECK-tor-ul

It’s all about the emphasis, friends.

#3. GIF

Should we even bother?

Yeah, not going there.

#2. SEUSS

Incorrect: Soos

Correct: Soys

He even went so far as to write a rhyme to help us out:

“You’re wrong as the deuce

And you shouldn’t rejoice

If you’re calling him Seuss 

He pronounces it Soice.”

Tell me you’ve been saying this right, and I’ll call you a liar.

#1. VOLDEMORT

Incorrect: VOL-de-mort

Correct: VOL-de-more

It’s French, people!

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