I’ve never really thought about it before, but I guess that we should thank our lucky stars that a lot of fictional characters don’t exist in real life.
Because a lot of them are total psychos!
You know it and I know it!
Are you ready to get inside the head about fictional folks that people don’t want around?
Folks on AskReddit opened up about which fictional characters they’re glad don’t exist in real life.
1. A bad guy.
“Jigsaw.
I don’t wanna make some mistake in my life and get ki**ed for it.
Have you seen the petty s**t people get abducted for in some of those movies?”
2. Good point.
“The Burger King.
He has not demonstrated to me that he would effectively rule a sovereign nation. He has shown little in the way of diplomacy skills, and has no record on defense. Unlike rival nations he has no enduring cabinet or advisers (no Grimace, for example).
He has never forged an alliance (with Ronald or Wendy, at least). Flame-broiled only gets you so far on the world stage.”
3. Feared.
“I think Homelander is my most feared fictional character, due in no small part to Antony Starr’s performance.
He’s a character that always seems a hair’s bredth away from snapping entirely and all I can think is “if that were to happen there’s nothing anyone could do”.”
4. I remember that one.
“There’s an episode of The Twilight zone about a young boy with powers.
Anything he wills to happen does, so everyone in his town is terrified of him, and try to do what they can to keep him happy.”
5. Uh oh…
“Galactus.
We ain’t got s**t for him and he would just roll through our solar system as we just watched the news talking about strange phenomenon happing related to gravity in flux.
Then one day we just see a giant hand in the sky.”
6. Devious!
“Megatron.
Do we really need a crazy robot the size of a tank running around?
Even worse would be his namesake from Beast Wars.
That one is devious.”
7. It sure would add up.
“Godzilla.
I mean, imagine all the property damages.”
8. A good thing.
“Sandman.
Imagine some stupid guy comes every night into your house and puts sand in your eyes.”
9. A scary guy.
“Darth Vader.
Love the character but would not like to be on the receiving end of his lightsaber/force/arm.”
10. It can’t be stopped!
“The Terminator.
Hopefully unstoppable ki**er robots will never be part of our lifetime.”
11. Don’t need that.
“The Joker.
The last thing the world needs right now is that guy running around.”
12. If he could figure it out…
“Dr. Evil.
He’d k**l us all using frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads.”
13. Wow.
“TARRASQUE from D&D.
It’s a 50 feet tall, 70 feet long, is immune to any damage we humans can do and can swallow a person whole every minute.
Plus it can k**l four other people during the same time.”
14. Not real, but…
“Zapp Brannigan.
Incompetent, arrogant, shameless, manipulative, zero morals or empathy, yet in a position of almost unequalled power.
Although he isn’t real, he’s unfortunately representative of a lot of man-children in positions of power.”
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