You might need to mentally prepare yourself for the amount of cuteness that’s going to fill these pages below, because you guys – Amazon is selling Halloween costumes for cats.
Let’s leave aside the obvious fact that obviously the majority of cats in this world have no interest in dressing up in costume (unless it involves getting a can of tuna), and focus on the fact that we are bigger and stronger and, if we’re willing to go against a few snarls and claws, we can create cuteness for the ages.
Here are 7 of my favorites, complete with pictures.
#7. Piece of Pizza
Do you and your cat share a love of the pizza pie? This costume can only bring you closer together!
#6. Sheriff Kitty
If your cat seems like he would like to swagger through town with a gun on each furry hip, well, now he can. I wouldn’t advise giving him real guns, though.
#5. Cat, M.D.
This is just ridiculous and it makes me love it all the more.
It’s simple, but if you’ve got a black cat, I don’t know how you could go wrong.
#3. Lion Mane
Because every cat has the soul of a lion.
Your cat is one of a kind, and also unicorns. How can you go wrong?
#1. A pumpkin for your pumpkin.
You can never go wrong with a classic.
We know it’s exciting, but try to contain yourself in your rush to buy a costume. Or a cat. Or both.