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Kids say the darndest things – and sometimes, those things are downright creepy. If half of the stories in this viral Twitter thread are true, then idk know you guys…so is reincarnation, I guess?
It started like this. Valerie has a son. And one night, he told her a little story that went something like this…
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/1078475664586625024
Wait… Gerald? That’s not a normal name.
And Cole?
And they died in a car crash?
What are you telling us, kid?
And it only got creepier from there.
So read on, if you don’t have big plans for sleeping tonight.
SON: Cole was so sad we died cuz he really loved our momma but I wasn’t too sad cuz I picked you to be my new momma
ME: pic.twitter.com/CWCxr5XDGr
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) December 28, 2018
Okay… so kid… that was kind of sweet… but REALLY creepy, ya know?
The internet agrees. Because apparently this kid isn’t the only one who thinks he died and got born again.
For REALS.
OMG when my daughter was two, she told me casually, “Remember when I drowned in the ocean with my first mom and fell asleep and when I woke up, you were my new mom?” pic.twitter.com/oXzkINUeq2
— aammyy (@amyameliaamanda) December 28, 2018
And this kind of thing happens… ALL OVER THE WORLD.
I watched a tv programme where a family had driven past a field and their young son said "that was where my plane crashed in the war". They researched and it had happened. I imagine it must be fascinating and terrifying in equal measure!
— Tracy Hughes (@tracyhughes523) December 29, 2018
And at least one commenter had a hilarious comeback.
I watched a tv programme where a family had driven past a field and their young son said "that was where my plane crashed in the war". They researched and it had happened. I imagine it must be fascinating and terrifying in equal measure!
— Tracy Hughes (@tracyhughes523) December 29, 2018
But Valerie… she’s not having it.
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/1078661081722224641
Hahaha… well played mom!
Welcome to parenthood, people. There’s not a lot of sleep here but we’ve got booze and funny, tiny people.
