Kids say the darndest things – and sometimes, those things are downright creepy. If half of the stories in this viral Twitter thread are true, then idk know you guys…so is reincarnation, I guess?

It started like this:

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And only got creepier from there. So read on, if you don’t have big plans for sleeping tonight.

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Annnnd I’m sobbing. Don’t mind me.

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Maybe the movie seeped into his subconscious like it has with the rest of us.

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Welcome to parenthood, people. There’s not a lot of sleep here but we’ve got booze and funny, tiny people.