Have you ever seen this site called Whisper? It’s got ALL the secrets. And some of them are truly shocking.

The following 10 secrets from the site are all about those first dates that went… nuts. Some in a good way, some in a bad way.

But they’re all gonna make you go, “Well well well… I did not expect that.”

Actually, who knows… maybe you’ve seen it all before. But just in case you haven’t…

1. Oh, what a rebel you are.

That’s never happened in the history of first dates. Shocking!

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2. Here’s a girl who knows what she likes.

Or she knows how to trap a guy with that good good. Either way, she won!

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3. Do you know what those guys have to deal with?

You’re both awful people. Yuck.

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4. Those mushrooms lasted 8 months?

Jeezus! Got to the f**king hospital already!

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5. Yeah, that’ll make somebody not notice vomit.

Laughter might be the best medicine, but it’s a horrible vomit remover.

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6. So you’re boring now?

Got it. Don’t date this b**ch.

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7. Do you not have an apartment?

What’s wrong with you?

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8. Why do you hate people who value themselves?

Discounts are nature’s way of saying that you’re not worth the price of admission.

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9. Wait… how does one get violently high?

I bet they had s*x. That weird, high kind of s*x.

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10. You sound like a f**king a$$hole.

I hope this guy gets arrested one day.

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Wasn’t that fun? Peeking into people’s private lives like that? I mean, I had a blast. What’s more fun than getting balls deep into somebody else’s business?

Nothing! That’s what!

Okay, time for YOU to share, if you want. Do that in the comments.

Thanks fam!