#7. This guy sounds like a douchebag. Or a really tough interviewer.

“I had just become single again and had four different dating apps. I was finding a different girl to go out with every night. If a girl didn’t blow me away on date one, there wasn’t a date two.”

#6. Sometimes an offer is everything.

“Not saying I would have made her pay, but the offer would have been the right thing to do. We went to an expensive place for dinner and the bill was really high. She could have pulled our her wallet. Instead she just sat there and didn’t even say thanks.”

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#5. Bad Touch!

“She stuck her fingers in my nostrils in the middle of the bar. She claimed it was a joke. She wouldn’t let me get a word in edgewise and I could just tell we were on two different pages in terms of our interests.”