I know that marriage is about love and commitment and chosen family and all of that, but once you’re a few years into it, it also involves quite a bit of annoying your spouse just because you can.

And don’t get me wrong – you have to really know someone, really pay attention, to be able to get their goat as good as possible.

Which means not only do these husbands love to troll, but they pay attention well enough to be total experts at it, too.

11. They have different ideas of what’s small.

You can keep going with that joke if you want.

10. What lovely flowers…

I hope he doesn’t expect cookies or anything.

9. How to get a divorce.

Or get murdered.

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8. Some more toilet paper…

Or ALL of the toilet paper? Maybe she should have been more specific.

7. Why are they like this?

Literally all of them, I think.

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6. So, so helpful.

What would she do without him?

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5. I would have died.

Like literally dead RIP me.

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4. I bet this would catch on.

I’m just saying.

3. This is just not cool!

Don’t they know it’s like our worst middle school nightmare?

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2. That’s a little passive aggressive.

How dare you do Target like that?

1. He’s not wrong.

Maybe he was just being helpful.

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If you’re a certain kind of husband, these are definitely goals, right?

What’s the best troll your spouse has ever pulled on you? Tell us about it in the comments!