The time has come, my friends…
And, just so we’re clear, we’re totally serious about this and we’re not messing around…
This time has come to get F-U-N-N-Y.
And that’s exactly what’s about to go down with these 10 tweets that really fit the bill.
Go ahead and get your funny on!
You can thank us later!
1. You gotta look cool.
Even out in nature…animals are known to make fun of people, you know…
idc if vans aren’t good hiking shoes i’m not gonna look lame in front of the squirrels
— michael (@FilledwithUrine) October 12, 2022
2. I love this and I want this.
Looks like a great way to start the day.
3. Oh, boy.
Too smart for their own good…and that’s NOT a good thing.
4. Now it’s getting REAL.
Mom? Dad? I need help…again…
5. For real.
Get a babysitter!
6. I’ll pass on breakfast.
And I’m leaving this house…forever…don’t leave the light on!
7. Well, that’s nice.
Go ahead and merge! We need more of this!
8. A lot of names will not make the cut…
Just being honest…Tom, Larry, Dwayne, Wayne, Blaine…they’re all out of the question.
9. Where are we partying?
Gonna be a wild night!
10. I’m over here!
Don’t forget your elbows! They’re counting on you!
11. Get out of the way, wimp!
You either pump…or you’re a chump. Are we clear about that?
12. I’m pretty sure a lot of people feel this way.
Chic-Fil-A, are you listening…?
13. I don’t think you’re going to cut it as a drug dealer.
It’s time for a career change!
You know the drill…
Now we want to hear from you!
Share some funny tweets with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot!