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15 People Share Their Absolute Best And Strangest Dream Ever

Dreams are totally weird, if you think about it. Like, while we slip into unconsciousness our brains go into overdrive, amusing themselves with idle, insane, impossible tales that can leave us questioning our own sanity in the morning.

Most of us don’t talk about the weirdest of our dreams, because a – we may not really remember them well enough to begin with and b, we figure maybe people aren’t really ready for you know. All of that.

These 15 people aren’t scared, though, and I know I’m glad they opened up about what their brains are up to at night.

15. That’s going quite a ways for a joke.

And a mediocre joke at that.

14. Every reader’s nightmare.

This is literally giving me heart palpitations.

https://funnymachine3000.tumblr.com/post/669586736572186624/had-a-dream-that-i-was-getting-sorted-at-hogwarts

13. A dream or a nightmare?

You’ll have to decide for yourself.

https://www.tumblr.com/funnymachine3000/669588453721325568/skellydun-i-just-woke-up-crying-from-a-dream-that

12. I’m not sure what to make of this.

But I’m going to be thinking about it for awhile.

https://www.tumblr.com/funnymachine3000/669587401697542144/had-a-dream-that-nintendo-marketed-the-gamecube-as

11. Tell me you have anxiety without telling me you have anxiety…

I don’t know what was up with the Pete Wentz thing, though.

https://www.tumblr.com/funnymachine3000/669588549403869184/howltersmovingcastle-i-had-a-dream-i-was

10. We’re all dying to make up our own lingo.

Or at least, our brains are while we sleep at night.

https://www.tumblr.com/funnymachine3000/669587715503865857/i-had-a-dream-that-the-new-lingo-was-big-yeet

9. I do not know what is wrong with this person’s brain.

I’m kind of jealous, though. Not gonna lie.

https://www.tumblr.com/funnymachine3000/669589126967951360/rainbowbarnacle-kathygaele-i-had-a-dream-about

8. Did he play well enough to fool anyone?

Like, I have questions.

https://www.tumblr.com/funnymachine3000/669578953375236096/i-dreamt-last-night-that-billie-joe-was-performing

7. Which president, though?

I just really need to know.

https://funnymachine3000.tumblr.com/post/669589274276036608/acupofteaandmore-so-i-took-a-nap-today-and-i-had

6. I think a lot of people would watch this.

Not that I condone violence. I’m just saying.

https://www.tumblr.com/funnymachine3000/669587787818975232/jean-grantaire-i-had-a-dream-about-bakeoff

5. It could be a bestseller.

But only if dystopian isn’t dead at the moment.

https://www.tumblr.com/funnymachine3000/669591973126127616/ruffiticus-mspoffin-i-had-a-dream-where-every

4. Not everything has to be a competition.

Unless you want it to be. Which many people do.

https://www.tumblr.com/funnymachine3000/669588179121209344/i-had-a-dream-that-tumblr-released-a-system-on-the

3. Nothing has to make sense.

That’s the beauty of dreams.

https://www.tumblr.com/funnymachine3000/669592049287364608/xiii-wings-xiii-wings-buttcramps-is-there

2. His pride couldn’t handle it.

Their brain just knew it in its heart.

https://funnymachine3000.tumblr.com/post/669588251667038208/i-had-a-dream-that-i-went-over-to-sebastian-stans

1. This is an entire novel.

I am full of so many questions.

https://www.tumblr.com/funnymachine3000/669590232324308993/trekkie12-chiltonomics-pinatapup

Y’all, I’ve had some weird dreams in my day but these are some doozies!

What’s the weirdest dream you’ve had that you can remember? We’re dying to hear more in the comments!