3. Overload

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If we are ever contacted by extraterrestrial lifeforms, you know this is going to be the main topic of conversation. Because THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

I think I had about 430 of them when I opened my email this morning.

4. Ouch

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Does hitting rock bottom mean you now eat your meals out of your loafers? Possibly. Listen, I’m gonna level with you. I’ve tried it and it’s not that terrible. I had a delicious fettuccine alfredo in my Converse All-Stars and I thought it paired brilliantly with my RC Cola. But that’s just me, I’m a risk taker.

5. There she is!

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How long did it take you to notice that one?

6. Times have changed, my friend

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Are we headed the wrong way as a species? Sure seems like it sometimes. Especially when you ponder this (no doubt from the Power Point presentation of a highly talented individual in a classroom or some kind of weird seminar.

It seems like everything we were told NOT to do is pretty much par for the course these days. Do I want to meet a stranger in a seedy motel (not hotel) room by the highway? Why not!?! They go by the name Jackhammer: bonus! Ugh. What is going on, people?