If we are ever contacted by extraterrestrial lifeforms, you know this is going to be the main topic of conversation. Because THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
I think I had about 430 of them when I opened my email this morning.
Does hitting rock bottom mean you now eat your meals out of your loafers? Possibly. Listen, I’m gonna level with you. I’ve tried it and it’s not that terrible. I had a delicious fettuccine alfredo in my Converse All-Stars and I thought it paired brilliantly with my RC Cola. But that’s just me, I’m a risk taker.
5. There she is!
How long did it take you to notice that one?
6. Times have changed, my friend
Are we headed the wrong way as a species? Sure seems like it sometimes. Especially when you ponder this (no doubt from the Power Point presentation of a highly talented individual in a classroom or some kind of weird seminar.
It seems like everything we were told NOT to do is pretty much par for the course these days. Do I want to meet a stranger in a seedy motel (not hotel) room by the highway? Why not!?! They go by the name Jackhammer: bonus! Ugh. What is going on, people?