Sometimes when I'm driving with my wife and things get quiet, I turn to her and look into her eyes. When she looks back I take a deep breath and belt out the opening song to The Lion King. Like full throated, straight from the belly: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTTTSSS INGONYAMAAAAAAAAAA

— Lint (@Linteractivity) June 27, 2020

For three months of home office during lockdown, every day I’d wake up at 8:57, exclaim “darling I’m going to be late for work!” And subsequently shout “don’t worry, I made it!” From the kitchen at 9:00

— Alex Eadie (@AlexEadie12) June 27, 2020

I like to do this thing when my husband asks me to do something. I put my shirt over my head like a hunchback and say “yes master” in an Igor voice

— Char Lotty (@little__lotty) June 27, 2020

Whenever my mom calls my dad, he always picks up with "I told you never to call me at this number!" After 35 years of marriage, she lovingly ignores him.

— Thoroughly Modern Manda (@anthroflutist) June 27, 2020

Whenever my wife mentions being gay, I scream “YOU’RE GAY???!” at her, as if I’ve just learnt it for the first time

— Brona C Titley (@bronactitley) June 27, 2020

I call my boyfriend sport and champ and bud like a midwestern dad because I'm 6 months older than him. He HATES it and then I squish his cheeks and say hes throwing a tantrum and I swear to god I can see his soul leave his body as he considers whether or not to dump me.

— Lilac (@lilacxlulabies) June 27, 2020

I pretend to be angry and say “I’m going cycling, don’t wait up.” Then proceed to get on the stationary bike in the living room adjacent to the couch he’s sitting on.

— Dr. Jess @spicygeminimemes (@spicygeminibabe) June 27, 2020

I pretend not to know what sounds animals make. If I see a wolf, I’ll make a “mooo” sound. If I see a duck, I’ll make a barking sound. My fiancè hates it. He keeps threatening to buy me a See-and-Say like a child. Cracks me up every time.

— Sarah Elizabeth (@sarburns) June 30, 2020

if i put on lipstick all over my face like around my lips like a manic clown my husband laughs so hard he cries and has forbidden it from the house

— Dolly Carton (@stumblebee) June 27, 2020

We drive by a farm with miniature horses and I always say, “man, those horses are far away!” And it never gets a laugh (except for me, hysterically, on the inside)

— Chris Rohde (@chrisrohde) June 27, 2020