#17. “Trust me, I’m a doctor.”
“I said, ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor,’ to a kid.
All eyes turned to me and he asked, ‘Are you really a doctor?’
‘No, it’s just a saying.’
Then one boy, without looking up from his work says, ‘My daddy pretended to be a doctor… He got in trouble.'”
#18. It starts at home
“Boy and girl twins my mum used to child-mind for, playing together in one of those kiddie-car things.
They were maybe 4 or 5, and suddenly, she shouts at him while he’s inside the car ‘YOURE DRIVING IT WRONG WOMAN!!!!’
I’m guessing she picked up the exact phrase from her dad.”
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