We’ve seen dog shaming, kid shaming, cat shaming, and even fish shaming – so why shouldn’t birds get in on the action?
Because as anyone who owns or has owned birds can tell you, they can be just as big of a**holes as any other pet – and these 22 birds are definitely wearing that mantle with pride.
22. The bird version of bunny ears.
21. Own at your own risk.
Basically a summary of what its like to own a bird
byu/Gracynvh inAnimalsBeingJerks
20. I wonder what’s so special about that mirror.
This bird waits for my coworker to show up every morning. Then spends the day looking at itself in the mirror and shitting.
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19. I bet he could get a job as a bouncer.
18. I bet he needs it for a spell.
Yoink!
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17. It’s almost too perfect.
Nice paint job. Be a shame if someone…
byu/mike_pants inBirdsBeingDicks
16. Now who’s funny?
This bird fucking hates spelling
byu/poliscijunki inBirdsBeingDicks
15. But what did you do?
Keeps pecking the window and shouting at me while I’m trying to work. Dick.
byu/Mustardbyname inBirdsBeingDicks
14. Rebel.
I don’t think this bird can read.
byu/10gags inAnimalsBeingJerks
13. That cat does not look amused.
Bird trying to snack on the family pet
byu/MagTron14 inBirdsBeingDicks
12. He must really be in the mood for some honey.
This hawk has approximately zero fucks to give.
byu/Rganibi infunny
11. Selfie!
This photo of a pelican trying to eat my phone
byu/tinytoebeans0709 inmildlyinteresting
10. This might be the greatest picture in the history of ever.
Sometimes when Billy is with his friends he can be a bit mischievous. (Not my picture)
byu/BurvelBillWithFriend inBirdsBeingDicks
9. Let’s see you watch your favorite channel without that.
8. Wow.
7. I guess we know who got the last laugh.
PsBattle: This seagull with false teeth
byu/Georgeisthecoolest inphotoshopbattles
6. This bird is part cat.
It looks better on the floor, Karen
byu/jordanekebab inBirdsBeingDicks
5. Someone had a lot of rage to work through this morning!
Fuck this tree in particular
byu/littlemaryfivegrains inAnimalsBeingJerks
4. Footage from my house when the toddler “helps” bake cookies.
“Is this cake batter?!” *DUNKS ENTIRE HEAD IN*
byu/GallowBoob inaww
3. He needs it look at those feathers!
So this dick takes the best parking spot today (x-post r/funny)
byu/XDEC inBirdsBeingDicks
2. RIP bunny.
So.. Did the bunny grow wings and go to heaven? X-post from /r/damnnatureuscary by /u/Rambo_Brit3
byu/fyeah11 inBirdsBeingDicks
1. Okay but I would have to kill that bird.
Something to think about the next time you’re considering a feathered pet!
