The best and the brightest: that’s what the USA is all about, right?
Well, not so fast, friends.
I used to feel that way, too, but then I saw the kinds of posts that you’re about to feast your eyes on…and it ain’t pretty.
Let’s take a look at some Americans who said some really dumb stuff…
1. This is one of the more interesting takes I’ve seen in a while.
What school do you teach at, Professor?
“Europeans have pretty much the exact same culture and genetics”
byu/abc_username_123 inShitAmericansSay
2. Actually, I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what it is.
Am I wrong?
“The ambulance is not your taxi to the hospital”
byu/RogueArtemis inShitAmericansSay
3. There can be different kinds of heroes, you know?
And healthcare workers have been heroes for a long time.
The real Heros are the ones who served the US military.
by inShitAmericansSay
4. This got a little bit heated.
Also, I love the idea of the song “Sweet Home Europe.” Somebody needs to record it!
“inc*st is literally celebrated in europe so i’m not surprised at all ” (talking about completely normal age gaps. again)
byu/masterofsatellites inShitAmericansSay
5. Humans only exist in the United States.
Wait, you didn’t know that? Get with it, people!
I’d rarher live like a human in Houston than in Italy cramped
byu/Florio805 inShitAmericansSay
6. I don’t think that’s accurate.
And, FYI, the UK has a ton of different dialects. Have you ever heard Scottish people talk? It’s insane!
“Come to America where our dialects are so different some count as completely different languages”
byu/garden_gnostalgic inShitAmericansSay
7. This old song and dance never gets old.
Also, we don’t have elevators in the US. And if we did, they’d never break down!
Please Don’t Bring this European style Socialism to America
by inShitAmericansSay
8. Listen, I get it…
I don’t think you do…
“I get that Native Americans are upset, I get it”
by inShitAmericansSay
9. How do you keep your food cold?
Tell me more! This is fascinating!
Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?
byu/anotherwankusername inShitAmericansSay
10. Wow. LOL!
This is one of the dumbest comments EVER.
“The White House is bigger than all the countries you named”
byu/theelleintraveller inShitAmericansSay
11. I’ve often wondered this myself…
They totally copied us.
Why do Brits speak English, an American language, rather than speaking some European language?
byu/DasGespenstDerOper inShitAmericansSay
12. Just stop talking.
I think that’s enough, folks!
“Who was the first country on planet earth to ban slavery? That’s right, America”
byu/Aironwood inShitAmericansSay
What do you think is the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone say?
Let us know in the comments.
We’d love to hear from you!
