Posts by Jason Mustaain

Being a mom is hard work–don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Between carrying your child for nine months and gaining an extra 30 pounds we never wanted to the pain of giving birth to the stench of dirty diapers at 3 A.M.–we are truly underappreciated humans within society. Bless you, ladies. 72. 71. 70. 69. 68....

Of all the conspiracy theories still being voiced among D-list celebrities, athletes, and people who watch Alex Jones to get their news, the one deeming the Earth a flat circle is the most baffling. The engineers over at Google managed to find a subtle way to troll these misguided deflectors of science —they hid an...

Not long ago, Donald Glover released the shocking music video for his new song, “This Is America,” and no one could look away from the scathing and violent political commentary — not long after, people became more fascinated by the fact that the video perfectly syncs up with Carly Rae Jepson’s summer hit of yore,...

Being a professor is hard work. Think about how difficult it is to be a student–then imagine being a student for your Bachelor’s, Master’s, and your Ph.D. Yeah, no thank you. Not only does being a professor take years of schooling, but, it also means that you have to put up with students like us–who...

Everyone has been rejected by someone they’ve gone after at least once or twice in their lives. While being rejected totally blows, the right thing to do is pick yourself up and move on–no matter what happened. It’s okay to feel hurt and upset over someone turning you down, but it’s not okay to threaten...

Thinking about cheating? Seriously, don’t do it. I mean, unless you’d like one of these things to happen to you. 37. 36. 35. 34. 33. 32. 31. 30. 29. 28. 27. 26. 25. 24. 23. 22. 21. 20. 19. 18. 17. 16. 15. 14. 13. 12. 11. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3....

Anastasia Bulgakova is an artist based in Moscow, Russia, who focuses primarily on fantasy and sci-fi illustrations. Pieces from her latest project have been popping up all over the Internet. She spent an entire year thinking about what different countries of the world would look were they to be personified. “All of them will be...

Prom is the biggest night for many high school students. For four years, teens look forward to the chance to get dolled up and end their “high school experience” with their closest friends. While prom is exciting for everyone, many girls look forward to picking out a stunning dress, getting their hair and makeup done,...

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then National Geographic’s poignant June magazine cover is worth at least a hundred thousand. The iconic yellow frame borders a picture of an enormous iceberg — or what initially looks like an iceberg, but is actually a plastic bag submerged in the ocean. The cover reads, “Planet...

Speaking in front of any room full of people can be terrifying and nerve-wracking for anyone. So, when writer Slade Sohmer was asked by his mother to speak to her 4th-grade class about writing, he was obviously nervous. But, in the end, it turned out to be one of the most rewarding experiences he’d had...

It’s safe to say that almost all of us — with the exception of some celebrities — have moms that embarrass us from time to time. Luckily, most of our moms don’t have a huge social media platform via which to voice their innermost mom thoughts. Also luckily (for us, anyway), comedian and actor Seth...

Listen, don’t get me wrong. Big boobies are a gift to this world, maybe one of the nicest things to exist. However having them isn’t always a walk in the park. There are certain problems every single girl with big ole tiddies has experienced and (breast reduction aside) will forever experience. 1. These feels: 2. Not being...

I think we can all agree that some of the more recent baby-naming trends are truly heinous. Brylee, Plaid, Briar … it’s like someone just attended a mountaintop Pinterest wedding and just decided to name their baby after the table decor. These names also inexplicably involve a lot of Y’s. Bottom line: these trendy names...

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson just responded to DJ Khaled’s statement about and reasoning for not going down on his wife. But first, a quick refresher: In a resurfaced 2015 interview at 105.1’s “The Breakfast Club,” DJ Khaled said he does not go down on his wife but expects it in return because “it’s different rules...

Getting engaged is a huge step in many people’s lives. Many men and women look forward to the moment their significant other will “pop the question,” and prepare their life-long future together. But, what do you do when you receive a ring that you absolutely hate? Does it make you a terrible person if you...