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Posts by Jason Mustaain

If You Hate Kids, These 21 Memes Are Perfect For You

We all know people who don’t want to have kids. They hate the idea that their independence will be threatened by bed times, diaper changes, responsibilities, crying, and snot leakage. If you’re one of those people, these memes pretty much sum up your outlook on life and kids and just general loathing so… #1. #2....

Rosé Now Comes In A Forty, So Your Summer Just Got Extra Lit

The first time I ever had a beer, I drank Old English out of a forty. Maybe it’s because I’m from Queens, New York, or maybe it’s because the only way to have a wild evening is to grab yourself a forty from the corner deli and go to town–but forties have been a staple...

The Internet Is Obsessed With This 9-Year-Old’s Genius ‘New Yorker’ Cartoon Captions

The Internet has chosen a new favorite comedian— and she’s only nine years old. Screen and comedy writer Bess Kalb provided the world with a shining beacon of light in the swamp that is Twitter by tweeting out New Yorker cartoons captioned by her cousin’s nine-year-old daughter, Alice. Kalb’s photos of the quippy one-liners quickly...

19 Photos of Tattoos You Can Get With Your Sister

There’s no relationship quite like the one you have with your sister OR sisters. Take it from the youngest of three – I’m super close with my sisters and cannot imagine my life without them. They are my rocks and my saviors. Yes I get angry and annoyed – but I wouldn’t trade them for...

Literally Just 20 Of The Purest Memes On The Internet

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. This article was first published by our partners at Pizzabottle Check out these links for more of the bestest memes: 16 Memes About College That Are Pretty Accurate 20 Memes to Help With Your Anxiety

25 Little-Known Facts About Very Interesting Celebrities

Celebrities — can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em. They’re rich, famous, and help us through trying times. I mean, if I wasn’t able to watch Bridget Jones’ Diary every few months when I had excruciating period pains, I don’t know what I would have done. Shout out to Reneé Zellweger for pushing me...

22 Pictures And Stories That Might Make The World Suck Less For A Few Minutes

If you haven’t noticed, everything is terrible. The polar bears are emaciated and bees are dying at an alarming rate. This world is doomed. Before you reach for a brown paper bag to hyperventilate into, just take a moment to look at these photos and remind yourself that life isn’t so bad, after all. Inhale…...

Accidental Text To Wrong Number Ends Up Changing Sick Boy’s Life — She Helps Raise Over $1,000

There are few times in our lives when we’ll try to text one of our friends and accidentally text the wrong number. When this happens, we usually get a short response saying “wrong number,” or, no response at all. It’s rare that we’ll get a full conversation or a sincere reaction to the stranger on...

This Gay Man Explains Why Women Should Dress However They Want

David Foster Wallace once gave a commencement speech where he told a story about a couple of young fish swimming along. They pass an older fish who says “Morning boys, how’s the water?” After they pass on for a bit one young fish turns to the other and says “What the hell is water?” The...

16 Memes About College That Are Pretty Accurate

The four years that we waste away our money, our dignity and our health as we push ourselves to prepare for the “real world” – or, so we thought. No matter what college you go to, how long it takes you to graduate, or what you major in, one thing is for sure – we’re...

67 Pictures That Woman Who Live With A ‘Man Child’ Will Understand

Growing up seems like something that everyone goes through–but there are some individuals who take much longer to mature than others. When it comes to our boyfriends and husbands, we realize from time to time that no matter how old they are, it only takes 2 seconds for them to revert to being an absolute...

8 Men Get Brutally Honest About Women’s Body Flaws

Recently our friends at Berry asked several men what they thought about women’s perceived “flaws.” The men were asked to be brutally honest, since they’d be anonymized anyway. Here it goes. 1. “I don’t even care about your arms.” “I never see your “fat” or “untoned” arms — but it’s clear that you do every...

30 ‘Starter Packs’ Memes That People Made For Us To Laugh At

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23 Ruthless ‘Politely-Worded Curses’

If you ever find yourself in a situation where using an actual curse word is impossible, then these safe-for-work alternatives just might serve as viable substitutes. [via chive] 6.2.6

17 Men Confess The Moment They Knew They Wanted A Divorce

This was kind of a depressing AskReddit thread, but one we still couldn’t look away from. 1. DrSugar. When my buddies approached me to complain that she kept sitting on their laps, wiggling, and hoping for an erection. 2. OyeYouDer. 15 years in, and I find texts on her phone. Completely blindsided… No clue she...