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14 Tweets for Anyone Who’s Ever Had Bad Experiences with a Jessica

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We already gave all the people named Matt out there this treatment, so now it’s time for the Jessicas to answer for their past transgressions.

Jessicas – no matter how you spell your name – your time is now.

Let’s take a look.

1. All of them…

Especially if they’re named Jessica.

2. Mom, let’s have a talk.

Thank you for not naming me a Jessica.

3. It’s just so true

Potentially also a Karen?

4. Hmmm. Think about that…

Maybe it’s because they never foal? Hahaha… oh me!

5. You can’t trust them.

OR Jessica… sorry not sorry.

6. This is very accurate.

Thank you for being so accurate.

7. I’ve witnessed this personally.

They just don’t really know how to do it.

8. Looking for his soulmate.

Only ALL of them!

9. That is not cool.

I’m on the next flight to outer space. Currently waiting…

10. Isn’t that cute?

We get down and dirty… because we CRAZY.

11. Might be time to change your name.

Actually, not the worst pickup line! “Say yes to the Jess, because she’ll take off her dress, even though she’s a mess.”

12. Jessica wrote that!

And I read it? So who’s worse?

13. Any takers on this one?

There are so many choices!!

14. Let’s hit Daytona Beach!

Bring all your Jessicas, fam!

Wow, some of those are pretty harsh! But do they not deserve it? I think they do.

What do you think? Have you had some bad experiences with Jessicas in your life?

Let us know what you think in the comments…and you’re one of the good Jessicas out there, we apologize…