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12 Doctors And Nurses Share The Weird Responses To The ‘Sexual History’ Question

The sexual history question is supposed to be routine. It’s there to cover bases and help doctors and nurses check off boxes and eliminate variables, or lead them to the source of a potential problem. But, as these 12 stories from doctors, nurses, and patients can attest, when the subject of sex is invoked, the routine...

How Google’s CEO Responded to a Job Application from a 7-Year-Old Girl

This is one of those stories about kids that absolutely blows my mind…especially when I think about what I was doing when I was seven: putting on plays with friends, playing sports, and scamming my parents out of cookies whenever possible. Usual 1st grade stuff. But 7-year-old Chloe Bridgewater from Hereford, UK has other ideas. See,...

128 Better Options for the Word “Very” That We Should Start Using Today

Your English teacher hates(ed) the word “very.” Frankly, it’s lazy, and there are just sooooo many better options out there. She wasn’t alone. Mark Twain agrees: I like to go with fucking as a default. But to each their own. Twain actually wasn’t a fan of adjectives in general; the above quote is actually suggesting that...

8 People Who Allegedly Sold Their Souls to the Devil

Be careful what you wish for. These men and women allegedly signed contracts with Satan to get what they wanted. The deals may have paid off in the short-term, but the eternal return was far from positive. 1. St. Theophilus of Adana Many view St. Theophilus of Adana (also known as Saint Theophilus the Penitent) as the first man who sold...

9 ‘American Horror Story’ Characters Based on Real-Life Killers

American Horror Story, currently in its sixth season, is one of the most terrifying shows on TV. While many of its sick and twisted characters come from the dark minds of co-creators Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy, others are directly based on real-life killers. Here are nine AHS characters inspired by murderers who were all...

The Real ‘Monster’: Serial Killer Aileen Wuornos

Although Aileen Wuornos is one of the most well-known female serial killers in American history, it was the fictionalized portrayal of her life in the 2003 film Monster that brought her tragic, brutal story to the masses. Wuornos’ life was an unfortunate one, filled with rage, violence, and sadness. Aileen Wuornos was born to teenage parents...

Watch These @Midnight Comedians Destroy Your Childhood With #SexyDisney

Disney is one of the most loved brands in the universe, so what about sexy Disney (…for adults, of course) could possibly be bad? Well, after this edition of @Midnight’s Hashtag Wars, the answer is clear. Nothing. Nothing could possibly be bad. #15. Too bad you missed the deadline because well played. #14. I feel like...

What You Think the Moment After Making Your Relationship Official

Here are the thoughts that go through your head when you’re finally in a relationship.

These Parents Set the Gold Standard for Trolling Their Kids

I used to think that one of the reasons my father decided to have children was so he could embarrass us with all of the awful jokes, ever. They were mortifying to pre-teen/teenage me, but he recited them with gleeful delight, ramped up by our horror. Basically, kids torture their parents in so many ways,...

Renewables Helped Germans Get Paid to Use Electricity

It’s absolutely true. We caught a bit of grief in the comments section of the original Fact Snack on this one. Seems that some folks from Germany took exception to this fact, as they don’t remember getting any checks in mail. Perhaps that’s because most of us only get a bill every month, and this only...

Tonight Show Hashtag Game: Which Resolutions Have You Already Tossed?

Jimmy Fallon likes to stay on top of the times with his hashtag game, so when could be better than now to ask people which New Year’s resolutions they’ve already failed at? It’s been a month and a half – just enough time for people to realize they were never actually going to follow through with any self-improvement....

21 People Remember Their Worst, Most WTF Valentine’s Day Gifts Ever

What’s the worst gift you ever gave to or received from someone on Valentine’s Day? You ever buy somebody a mop? How about accidentally getting a gift meant for someone else? Ever have a contest to see who could get the WORST gift? Check out these 21 tales of Valentine’s gone awry from AskReddit: #1. The...

23 Times Strangers Said Outrageously Hurtful Things for No Reason At All

When we’re among friends, we sometimes say mean things about other people. Maybe about people we know well, or sometimes about people we just see walking down the street. Everyone does it – we talk a little shit. And that’s not good, but most of the time it’s not real, right? Shit talk is just that:...

The Unipiper Keeps Portland, the World, and the Internet Weird

One man. One wheel. Three flaming pipes. Sometimes, that’s all it takes to make the world weird: These are tense and troubled times. Keeping Portland weird just isn’t enough. We need a cosplayer with a bagpipe that shoots fire. And we need that costumed crusader on no more than one wheel at a time. He...