What Do You Want to Google but You’re Afraid of Being Put on a Watch List? People Responded.

I think it’s safe to say that most of us want to know about certain things that are creepy and weird…but we’re afraid to actually ask Google what’s going on because we think we’re going to end up on some watch list where our every move will be monitored…

So what are the things AskReddit users want to know about but are too afraid to search for?

Let’s see what they had to say.

1. EMP

“Every now and then I like to look up how to make an EMP (Electromagnetic pulse).

I’m sure I’m on all the lists by now.”

2. That would be good.

“How to not seem like a serial k**ler.

With online dating, most of the women I’ve talked to jokingly say that their fear is that I’m catfishing them or a serial k**ler.

I can easily disprove being a catfish, but I don’t know how to prove I’m not a serial k**ler.”

3. Sky high.

“”Chemicals that react explosively with urine”.

Urinal bombs, my boys.”

4. Hmmm…

“How to talk to young girls about s**.

Single dad…”

5. Uh oh…

““How to k**l someone, slow and painfully, with their own leaf blower?”

Because that’s how I felt at 6am last Sunday morning.”

6. It’s only natural.

“When my son was born, I was freaked out one morning to see my infant son was “standing to attention” when I was changing his nappy.

I didn’t know if there was a blockage that was causing it or something because I never had to deal with this before. I reached for my phone and a moment of dread went over me as I thought,

“If I Google baby e**ction, my door is going to get kicked through within the next couple of hours.””

7. Invasion!

“How do I hide this injured alien I found after it crashed in the field outside of town?”

8. Just doing research.

“How to smuggle drug through countries’ borders as I wanted to write that in my novel but I guess I’ll probably never gonna even start it.”

9. What’s the plan?

“How-to resources for running an underground railroad in a repressive regime.

What should the structure look like? How do you find like minded-people around the country you can trust?”

10. Bad idea.

“Coworker was telling me about a crazy orgy scene in “The Boys” (I don’t watch the show) I said I’m gonna google “the boys orgy” and see if I can find it.

I realized how bad of an idea that was as I was saying it.”

11. Crack is whack.

“One that I actually did- my aunt made a great dip that she called “kitchen crack”.

I couldn’t get ahold of her so I googled “kitchen crack recipe”.

I’m 100% sure DEA is tracking me now.”

12. Okay…

“Fully automatic shotg**s

Improvised explosive ammunition

Rifle calibres muzzle energy

Military vs Police body armor

Weapons used by special forces

Black market g**s average prices.”

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