Have you ever had an experience where you were talking with someone (or maybe you just overheard them talking) and you said to yourself, “this guy/girl is OUT OF TOUCH”?
Sure, we’ve all had those moments!
And today we’re gonna hear from a bunch of folks who shared their stories about this!
Go ahead and take a look!
1. You sure about that?
“One of my relatives “Joined the illuminati” on Facebook…. on Facebook.
He was really serious too and excited about it.”
2. Not gonna work.
“16 yo at DMV office getting her driver’s license. Coworker asked her for ID, pulls out her phone and shows photos of her expired passport. Coworker said that’s not acceptable.
The girl turns around and hits her mom on the head and blames mom for no bringing in her IDs. Coworker yelled at the girl and said if you are old enough for a license, you are old enough to check online what IDs you needed to bring.”
3. Joe 6 Pack?
“Working for a super wealthy client who lived in the most expensive gated neighborhood in the country.
A walled community, filled with old money and old political families, and he was complaining about “the elites”
Who the f**k do you think you are ? Joe 6 pack?.”
“Showed a parent the security footage of her 8th grader hitting a teacher. She claimed the footage had been edited.
5. I think I’ve heard of it…
“Had a coworker that noticed an item’s tag said Made in Vietnam.
She said “”Made in Vietnam? That’s a place? I thought it was a war !!””
6. Doesn’t sound right.
“”Nobody has ever d**d from rationing their insulin, nobody” – My FIL.
That was an odd take of his, I’m still kinda puzzled over it. People have d**d doing almost anything.
He didn’t think they d**d from rationing something that costs hundreds of dollars per week though.”
7. No, thanks.
“You won’t get cured with THAT attitude!
You just need to drink apple cider vinegar every meal and believe it will work (it won’t work if you don’t believe!).”
“Pretty much any time I see someone yelling at a Starbucks or other service employee. They come into a crowded shop, wave their big $5 bill around like a high roller, then yell at a 16 year old for making their coffee incorrectly.
Lame. If you find yourself to be one of the people yelling at service workers, fix your own problems before telling other people what to do.”
9. Good luck, bro.
“Within a week or so of meeting my new roommate without joking he announced to all of us that he will have 20 girls by the end of semester, as well as a “rotation” of girls that will come to him whenever he wants.
Just made me think he watches way too much p**n.
He’s still a virgin.”
10. Whatever you say.
“I’m a nanny and I’ve worked for some rich clients. Old money. These people know nothing about reality.
The best one I heard was this family I was working 12 hour days for. Good pay, terrible schedule. At one point I was bouncing their baby on my knee and the Mom goes “Being a mom isn’t that hard. I don’t know why other women complain about it so much”.
While her nanny is literally caring for the baby.”
“When my boss said “My word is better than getting it in writing.”
I can think of several instances where they’ve promised something or given their word on only to later renege on the deal.”
12. What’s a library?
“A friend of mine in college was absolutely shocked when I and several other friends pulled out our childhood/hometown public library cards at dinner one night.
She could not fathom that all of our families went to the library regularly when we were growing up and that this is an extremely common experience for a lot of people.
When I asked her what she did when she wanted to read books growing up, she said “My family just bought them all.””
What do you think about this?
Sound off in the comments and let us know.
We look forward to it!