If I go to a bar, I usually order a vodka soda.
What does that say about me?
I have absolutely no idea…
But I might know soon, because AskReddit users shared their thoughts about what drinks say about people.
Let’s take a look!
1. Might have a problem.
“Any variety of boilermaker…guaranteed the customer is an al**holic.
I had a guy who would regularly order 22 oz bottles of some limited run micro-brew.
He preferred the beer poured over ice with a shot of vodka added. He also didn’t own a vehicle, unless you count a bicycle as a vehicle.”
2. Every time.
“”One Caucasian Please”.
Neckbeard fedora dude ordered about 10 White Russians from me one night and called them “Caucasians” everytime while chuckling to himself every time he came up to the bar.”
3. All about flavor.
“Pina Colada.
You care more about flavor than image.
Also, you want to be in the Caribbean.”
4. Old-timer.
“My go-to is a bourbon Old Fashioned.
A bartender once told me this means I’m an old woman from the South.”
5. Feel the burn.
“Vodka on the rocks = someone who has been drinking long enough to enjoy the nasty burn of watered down vodka with no mixer.”
6. Idiot.
“Martini ‘shaken, not stirred’= Idiot who knows nothing about booze and definitely has no idea what they’re ordering, and will most likely not like it.”
7. Nice and easy.
“Just a beer.
Al**hol equivalent of medium build white dude with short brown hair wearing a plain white shirt and blue jeans.”
8. LOL.
“Vodka soda with a splash of cran will either be an obnoxious white girl or a slender gay man.
IPA drinkers are bearded dads who want to ask 15 questions and try 15 samples.”
9. Got some cash.
“Any brand name liquor on the rocks with a splash of soda means it’s a person between 55-65 with decent money.
And they tip well.”
10. FYI.
“Kamakazie: I have no idea what to order.
Long Island: I’m here to get f**ked.
Shot of Fernet: I’m from San Francisco.
Shot of Grey Goose -chilled: I have no idea what I’m doing.
Jager Bombs: It’s my new f**kin’ hair cut!
Apple-Tini: I don’t like the taste of alcohol.
Johnny Walker Blue: I have more money than sense; I hope it impresses you.
Sazerac: I know what I’m doing.”
11. Just so you know.
“White Russian: I have never worked in a bar before, so I possess a fool-hearted confidence that the milk in your reach-in has not expired.
Patron Margarita: I wish to spend $12 on a drink that will taste exactly the same as it’s $8 counter part.
Hennessy and Coke: “Can you guys play some rap music?”
PBR: Hipsters don’t tip.
Gin Rickey: I just read the Great Gatsby for the first time.
Cuba Libre: I’m too cool to say Rum & Coke.
Red Eye: I just saw Cocktail for the first time.”
12. No tips.
“Long Island iced teas rarely get tips and are almost always asked to “make it strong.” It’s nearly an entire cup of liquor how tf am I supposed to make it stronger.”
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