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What’s the Weirdest Compliment You Ever Received? Here’s What People Said.

Have you ever received a weird compliment that really puzzled you?

Hey, it happens from time to time and sometimes all you can do is smile, nod, walk away, and never talk to that person again.

Well, at least that’s what I do…

Anyway…check out the weird compliments that AskReddit users received.

1. Hmmm…

“You’re looking slightly more normal today.

What does that even mean? Am I not normal on the other days?”

2. Good enough.

“You’ve got good ears.

Not even pretty, but good.”

3. Psycho.

“A customer said I was such a beautiful woman and that every time he saw me he wanted to go home and slap his wife.”

4. No way.

“I had a girl tell me she’d like it if I got hit by a car so she could cradle my head and stroke my hair as I d**d.”

5. Whatever you say.

“You’ve got so much testosterone I could probably get pregnant sitting next to you.”

A random girl back in college.”

6. Thanks?

“That I have a very swan-like voice.

She didn’t actually know what swans sound like.

She was complimenting me on how I said “your coffee will be ready over there” when we were working at a coffee shop.”

7. What a compliment!

“”You have good birthing hips.”

-Two separate guys, two separate occasions.

One dude was gay…”

8. The old sailor.

“A d**nk old sailor once told me the shape of the top of my upper lip was very nice.

Very specific and very odd.

He was nice though, gave me some (unsolicited but true) life advice as well.”

9. Which one?

“That I have a nice tooth.

Yup, tooth. One.

They never specified which one.”

10. Didn’t work.

“I work as a barista at Starbucks and I have some interesting stories. One time this guy came in and ordered a Carmel Frappe.

I asked him if that was all for him and he said, “Yes, unless I can get a Trenta of you with my order.” Now I’m very easily flustered so I immediately started blushing and he looked me right in my eyes and said, “You look beautiful with a blush across your face. It looks like a rose that was flattened by a car.”

Now I’m no flirt master, but I don’t think that’s how you get a girl.”

11. Nice back!

“Uh probably when a dude at the gym (precovid) came up and slapped me on the shoulder and told me I had a nice broad back with good muscle definition…

I’m a girl.”

12. A weird one.

“I worked at a restaurant when I was 17 and a man came up to me and asked me if I could talk to this boy he had with him.

He told me that the boy thought I was the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen and that I needed to talk to him because he was training for a boxing match and he needed to be free from distractions.

In short, his logic was, I needed to go over and talk to the young man so that he wouldn’t be thinking about me during his boxing training. It was very strange.”

What do you think about this?

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Thanks a lot!