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12 Posts to Make Single People Feel Better About Valentine’s Day

By on February 7, 2018 at 2:54 pm
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Ah, Valentine’s Day. That precious holiday where lovers judge each other’s ability to be romantic, while simultaneously believing it’s all hogwash and also wishing they could just stay in and watch tv like every other night, at the same time as single people lament all of the judgmental “are you still single” looks they get when they check out with their bucket of chicken and bottle of wine.

Come on. You know that’s spot on.

If you fall in the single camp (or can remember a time when you did), these 12 posts are going to be right up your alley.

#12. If you can’t be romantic, at least be helpful.

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#11. Oh, wait.

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#10. No need to beat around the bush.

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#9. And that’s how I met your mother…

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#8. I’m always down for more turkey.

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#7. I mean that’s one way to treat it like any other day.

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#6. Preach.

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#5. Valid.

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#4. So romantic!

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#3. Totally expert.

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#2. Also I will cry if my husband gets me nothing.

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#1. I actually lol’d.

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