2017 has officially begun. What better way to kick 2016 out the door (finally) than with some hilarious tweets predicting what will come to be in 2017?
Hashtag Wars and the @Midnight viewers put their own spin on their thoughts (and hopes?) for the new year below – enjoy!
#15. Additional prediction: “GRRM tries to sue you for copyright infringement when you use the tagline ‘Stick ‘Em With the Pointy End,’ but all lawyers are on the run.”
#14. I wonder how many points they get if their prediction comes true. Because…
Celeb denouces Trump in Oscar speech. W/O irony, @realDonaldTrump tweets celebrities should stay out of politics. #2017Predictions @midnight
— Proud TX Liberal (@proudtxlib) December 16, 2016
#13. Co-signed.
#2017Predictions The Langoliers solve all our problems. @midnight
— Krampus Trout (@Mister_Trout) December 16, 2016
#12. Points for the twist.
Adults will flock to superhero movies, while children will hide the works of Tolstoy under their pillows. #2017Predictions @midnight
— EDDIE WRETCH (@EddieWretch) December 16, 2016
#11. …ladies everywhere weep.
The last holdout will cut off his man bun. @midnight #2017Predictions
— John Ranieri (@Moritasgus) December 16, 2016
#10. Let me add my own: ratings go through the roof.
#9. Seems totally legit.
Taco bell comes out with a new slogan- F*!%k it, you’ll eat it, now only 89 cents #2017Predictions @midnight
— Onna Smith (@pixxxie00) December 17, 2016
#8. And suddenly our obsession with dystopian fiction makes sense.
#2017Predictions @Midnight In late 2017, world finds out Hunger Game novels prophetic. Trump splits U.S. into 12 districts. Games to follow.
— O’Dessa Bourque (@BourqueOdessa) December 16, 2016
#7. And the First World suffering continues.
Twitter Still Won’t Give Us An Edit Button #2017Predictions @midnight
— Brad (@BcraigV) December 16, 2016
#6. We can certainly hope.
Exhausted, Death takes a year off #2017Predictions @midnight
— Tall Like Me (@TallLikeMe) December 16, 2016
#5. Not gonna lie. This seems likely.
#4. May God have mercy on our souls.
No fewer than 7 new Transformers movies. #2017Predictions @midnight
— EDDIE WRETCH (@EddieWretch) December 16, 2016
#3. …and never return to the surface world? Okay!
Kanye West will discover the lost city of Atlantis @midnight #2017Predictions
— Nat Carter (@NatMCarter) December 16, 2016
#2. “Everyone laughs at the people who don’t get the joke.”
#1. I love when people can combine real life and Star Wars. It should be listed as a resume skill.
Check out Chris Hardwick’s favorites in the video below, and make sure to follow @DidYouKnowFacts on Twitter for giggles and smarts!
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