Way back in the middle of the election cycle, Chris Hardwick played Hashtag Wars and asked viewers and guests what they would do #IfIWerePresident. Now that we have a new President-elect in America, let’s take a look back and wonder…would some of these people have been better choices?
#15. I feel like this guy would have gotten a lot of votes… if his supporters remembered to go to the polls.
#IfIWerePresident I would declare april twentieth an official holiday and by law u are required to get baked @midnight #HashtagWars
— augustus gibson (@elesdee79) March 24, 2016
#14. We all know Americans really like a platform that involves winning.
#IfIWerePresident I would Dedicate This Nation’s Resources To Wnng The #HashTagWars@midnight
— R-Tickul8 Distinctly (@ChubbahBubbah) March 24, 2016
#13. Somebody tell this guy he’s not ACTUALLY running for President…
#IfIWerePresident …I would make sure that the ACA covered dental-, vision-, and mental health, as well. @Midnight #HashtagWars
— BGreggJ MuseOnMyTime (@UCanCallMeJay) March 24, 2016
#12. Solid targets.
First three drone strikes: designated hitter rule, Toyotathons, shitty beer. #IfIWerePresident @midnight
— Hugh Gurin (@HughG16) March 31, 2016
#11. I’m 99% sure Canada is already working on this.
We’d have to build a wall with Canada to keep Americans in. @midnight #IfIWerePresident
— Glenn Potts (@YeOldeDruggist) March 31, 2016
#10. Meme mixing is always a good idea.
Some people are playing #HashtagWars with #IfIWerePresident and some are taking it super serious right now. pic.twitter.com/Ici0BBnGVE
— Charles Campisano (@C_Campisano) March 24, 2016
#9. Hippies, man.
#IfIWerePresident It would be on a platform of #HashtagLove not #HashtagWars @midnight
— Sean Montgomery (@gomery) March 24, 2016
#8. I’m pretty sure the Brits did this while occupying India.
#IfIWerePresident @midnight I would resolve the water issues by providing beer to every citizen. Cheers!
— Beck Jones (@Saint_Beck) April 3, 2016
#7. Come on. Even Pepsi gave up the fight years ago. #CocaColaForever
@midnight #IfIWerePresident I would finally end this war between Coke and Pepsi lovers. #unity #stophate
— Shay Kaplan (@shaybby2357) March 31, 2016
#6. I should have written this guy in on my ballot.
#IfIWerePresident Phones would be exchanged for beepers on vibrate on entering any movie auditorium.#goddammit @midnight
— CabinHombre (@cabinboy100) March 25, 2016
#5. Brown nosing maybe, but you have to appreciate the pacifism.
#IfIWerePresident Our Nation will only wage #HashTagWars @midnight
— Ivan Jay McLeod (@ijaymcleod) March 24, 2016
#4. And then explain why the murder rate keeps going up, right?
#IfIWerePresident …I would start a new foreign exchange prog, where Red-stators & Blue-stators stay with each other @Midnight #HashtagWars
— BGreggJ MuseOnMyTime (@UCanCallMeJay) March 24, 2016
#3. All of a sudden, people are totally into CSPAN!
@midnight #IfIWerePresident @hardwick would be Press Secretary and all briefings would be in #HashtagWars format
— Kevin Lapham (@QuinOTK) March 24, 2016
#2. I feel like this person hasn’t actually seen Veep.
@midnight #IfIWerePresident I’d have @OfficialJLD as my Vice President.
— Richard Cavalier (@RichCavalier) March 31, 2016
#1. This, folks, is a master class in subtweeting.
#IfIWerePresident I’d ban myself from playing #HashtagWars @midnight
— Martin Kendell (@MartinKendell) March 24, 2016
Check out Chris’s favorites in the video below, and make sure to follow @DidYouKnowFacts for your daily dose of fun knowledge on Twitter!
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