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Posts by Adan Mathews

This Mom Was Cruelly Fat-Shamed on an Airplane. Then a Stranger Stepped In.

Savannah Phillips was on a United flight from Oklahoma to Chicago when a total doucheface who called himself a comedian decided to talk sh*t about her over text. “I’m not the biggest person on the airplane, but I’m not the smallest. My worst nightmare is someone being uncomfortable because they have to sit next to...

6 Fitness Trends That Will Transform You into a Hot, Insufferable Lunatic.

Are you in average-to-bad physical shape and relatively popular? Let’s change that! Being likable may have been cool in the 20th century, but today, it’s all about being super fit while alienating everyone close to you. Here are six fitness trends that will transform you into the hot, insufferable lunatic you always dreamed you could...

This Adorable Puppy with Braces Is So Sweet, He Could Give You a Toothache.

Wesley is a six-month-old golden retriever puppy who was suffering from crooked teeth. His teeth were so malformed, in fact, that the poor pup couldn’t completely close his mouth. Luckily for Wesley, his owner Molly Moore knew the right person to contact to fix her pup’s smile: her dad. Molly’s father, Jim Moore, owns a...

Women Share the First Things They Check out on Guys’ Bodies

It’s not a secret that men love to openly stare at women’s boobs and butts, however women are usually (not always) a bit more subtle about checking guys out. But women definitely do like to ogle hunky guys, make no mistake about it. Women on reddit were asked on this AskReddit thread to share the...

Tattoo Artist Posts a Picture of a Young Client in His Chair — People Explode. Turns out They Are Washable/Airbrushed.

Tattoo artist Benjamin Lloyd of Bay of Plenty, New Zealand has received online backlash for his recent Facebook posts, which show him tattooing a very young kid. What commenters might not realize is that the kid’s tattoo isn’t life-changing and permanent, it’s just a temporary, airbrushed one. Plus, it’s of a skull and roses—which is...

People Are Ordering These Giant Snorlax Cushions and Instantly Regretting It.

Pokébros in Japan are ordering massive Snorlax cushions only to find that their very appeal–their massiveness—makes them nearly impossible to fit through the door. You might think you want to pay $516 for an approximately four-foot-wide, five-foot-tall Snorlax cushion because you’re lonely and you need a big Snorlax hug. But keep in mind, Snorlax can’t...

15 People Share the Most Passive-Aggressive Thing They’ve Ever Seen

It would be nice if we lived in a world where people were always honest about their feelings and told the people around them directly when they had a problem, but unfortunately that’s not the world we live in. Passive-aggressive people are everywhere, and these 15 Redditors recently shared the most passive-aggressive behavior they’ve ever...

Guy Hilariously Tweets All the Ways Moving in with His Girlfriend Is Confusing and Awesome

A Twitter user called Arthur Dayne (either his real name or a deep-cut Game of Thrones reference) has gone viral with a series of tweets that any guy who’s ever moved in with his girlfriend can relate to. The response to his rant was so immediate that he ended up deleting the tweets due to...

Woman Decides to Stop Shaving Her Beard, Says She’s Never Felt Sexier.

Rose Geil is a 39-year-old woman who, for mysterious medical reasons, has thick body and facial hair. Since puberty, she has rigorously shaved off her hair to hide her condition from the world, until recently. She decided to allow her beard to grow out, and has never looked back. In a recent profile for Barcroft...

You Won’t Be Able to Stop Staring at This Man Bathing in Liquid Glass Putty.

Liquid glass putty is an Alex Mack-like substance you can play with if you falsely believe you’ve outgrown Play-doh. So, novelty gift store Vat19 had 500 pounds of liquid glass putty lying around. They realized no one had ever bathed in 500 pounds of liquid glass putty before. In the airtight logic of the Internet,...

10 Men Share Things They Learned About Women Simply by Dating One

Since the dawn of time, men and women have been attempting to understand each other. To most men, women are a mystery. We didn’t realize how much of a mystery until we stumbled upon this AskReddit asking heterosexual men to reveal what they’ve learned about women since they began dating them. The responses are truly...

Dr. Pimple Popper Answers 7 Questions About the Pleasures of Popping Pimples

I love popping pimples. When I don’t have my own to pop I sit on top of my boyfriend, who lets me squeeze his face until either his blackheads or his patience runs out. And when I really need that fix, I watch Dr. Pimple Popper viral videos. She is a professional after all. Yesterday,...

8 Stories About Cheating That Might Make You Happy You’re Single

If you’re single and looking for a relationship, you might want to rethink your decision to start dating again. If these stories from Redditors who found their significant others cheating on them are any indication, everyone is a monster and we single people better off staying in every weekend to watch Netflix with our cats....

15 People Share Their Funny and Weird Stories of Their Worst Wedding Guests

We asked our readers if they had any stories about the ‘Worst Wedding Guest’ they ever saw—and the response was so overwhelming that we will be putting them out in several volumes. We’re up to 5 now: 2, 3, 4, 5. In this edition, we heard from 20 people whose stories ranged from mothers-in-lingerie to...

25-Year-Old Man Trying to Lose His Virginity Instead Ends up with Massive Surplus of Vomit.

Redditor bradred101 is a 25-year-old virgin which is NBD, except for he would no longer like to be a virgin. In an effort to take a dip in the female sex, bradred101 took a course of action that sounded fool-proof: get drunk at a bar. Unfortunately, the Fates decided that bradred101’s weekend outing would not...